![]() Turns out that supervillains have needs too. You see, I provided my superhero with a ten-item checklist with which to save the world and would now be required to repeat this arduous process for his opposite number. How hard could it be? Simply switch the setting to ☠EVIL☠ and job’s a good ‘un or so I thought. I had to fashion a nemesis fast before seven billion people died smiling and the next race to take up residency pointed their collective finger towards my workshop and screamed “It was him! Get him lads!” As you can see, I was left with precious little choice than to perform the old switcheroonie. Unwittingly, I had made things worse to to the power of one do-gooding superhero, and there could be only one solution to this quandary. Should we Homo sapiens continue not to heed warnings, then it will take more than Impervious Man to bail our species out and the repercussions could be cataclysmic. ![]() General consensus appears to be that no threat means no sweat and, only now, is the penny beginning to drop. Nobody gave a rat’s ass about saving the planet until they had themselves something tangible to rebel against. Granted, crime rates are at their lowest since Batman’s last wardrobe malfunction, but there is no smoother a criminal than Mother Nature and she soon picks up on such slapdash endeavor.Ĭonsidering the whole global warming debate for a further moment, it suddenly became clear where we’re going wrong. He may possess a pair of the much-revered Panties of Penetration but, would you believe, I never packed him a repair kit. At no point whatsoever did I suggest that my superhero could patch up the ozone layer. Now I wish to make this abundantly clear. Plummeting recycling rates offered my first clue that something was amiss as there was a worrying upsurge in indifference to the whole green debate. You see, with global security no longer of imminent priority, mankind started to grow complacent. No incident or headlines should mean no headache but, sadly, this couldn’t have been farther from the truth. The problem is, the planet has become incredibly dull since any street urchins were swept away by our law enforcer. Unfortunately, this sorry little dick squirt still managed to show his face in some stubborn, hard to reach areas but 50% is still progress right? Anyhoots, the world became safe in no time and I had Impervious Man to thank for allowing the elderly to once again sleep easy at night. All was going swimmingly as my caped crusader took to the skies and reported Bieber sightings fell by an astonishing 50% pretty much overnight. Nothing to it really, you’d be amazed the spare parts you can track down online. Recently you may recall that I rustled up my very own superhero. Cash Money & Marvelous “Ugly People Be Quiet” ![]() Kid Creole & The Coconuts “Don’t Take My Coconuts” I'l going to have to recommend it for anyone who likes old school 2d platformer or Shoot Em Up style games.The Blapps Posse Bus’ It (Its Time To Get Bzy)” Despite the difficulty, (which I count as a plus for any game) this game is an awesome play, and I'm proud to have it in my collection of 2D games. You could tell that a lot of heart went into the making of this game. I really appreciate a game that makes me earn all that it has to show me. You work so hard making a game, and the player blasts through it like it's nothing, and what took you maybe a year or longer to make gets beaten in a few short hours. People don't make games challenging anymore. Some folks don't like this, but that's because they have been emasculated by playing unchallenging games. The low rate of fire make it hard to take on large groups of bad guys. The game is very challenging, particularly on the platforming levels. The retro style was adhered to, and fans of old cartridge games should appreciate this. Music is like space opera, but done in a MOD or XM format, as was done back in the old days. The alien worlds are very detailed, and the aliens are unique and creative. There are elements of Shoot Em Up style spaceship combat, as well as side scrolling platform action. All that said, I am really enjoying this game. There are some adult themed jokes, and the artwork is a bit on the grown-up side. The plot involves a female hero who has to get revenge against a space prince. Ultionus is a colorful 2D platformer made in the style of Super Nintendo. Ultionus is a colorful 2D Although I have not yet finished the game, I wanted to get a review out, because I haven't seen any yet. Although I have not yet finished the game, I wanted to get a review out, because I haven't seen any yet.
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